A Kind of Phut

Dear Beeb

Dear British Broadcasting Corporation, We’ve been friends now for thirty seven years. You entertained and delighted me since childhood and

Hello and welcome to the new look martinwolfenden.com. In fact I may follow Stephen Fry and call it martinwolfenden.com 2.0,

Last night I had a fantastic time in the company of Count Arthur Strong. Who is the most genuinely funny,

Have had a few angry Emails today from people who seem to have taken my decision to use an open

I’ve done it! Start all the clocks; make the dogs bark by taking away their juicy bones…etcetera etcetera. “What have

There I was digging this ‘ole. Who can forget those melodic utterances of Bernard Cribbins? He sang them before he

“So,” I said stroking my belly, “it’s time I went on a diet.” “Right-o,” said my friends. “I’m going live

The world of the homosexual about town is full of irritating moments. Firstly there are the people who say the

It’s Friday and I’m sitting here trying to provide a topic for today’s blog. Now this is usually the point